Gulp

Painting of hops on the side of a pub in the Franconian countryside

Painting of hops on the side of a pub in the Franconian countryside

Our beer tasting ritual has evolved.

It used to be a fairly simple affair, as laid out by Michael Jackson in his 500 beers:

  • put on lucky underpants
  • turn twice around an oak tree in the midday sun
  • cross ourselves
  • swirl beer
  • sniff beer
  • sip beer
  • swallow
  • rub chin in contemplation.

Now we’ve added “take a proper big gulp” to the itinerary.

Sipping is fine, but some beers just don’t seem to come through when tasted that way. It’s like there’s a hole in the flavour. But take a really big gulp and suddenly, you’ve got nectar.

Unfortunately, it’s not always weak session bitters which benefit from this approach. Strong so-called sipping beers are often no such thing. Seven per cent Westmalle Dubbel tastes better when swigged, for example.

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11 Responses to “Gulp”

  1. Tandleman says:

    Really the only essential one is the lucky underpants. Oh and the gulp!

  2. Knut Albert says:

    I agree. Good session beers – like Czech lagers or English bitters, taste so much better in big gulps.
    The perfectly kept Landlords in the Gunmakers come to mind…

  3. Mark says:

    We drink beer by the mouthful, not the sip – that’s the only way to taste it properly IMO. Although saying that I had a Stone Double Bastard in the Rake a few days ago and that would’ve caused serious damage had I gulped it throughout, it was a bastard indeed!

  4. Dubbel says:

    Haven’t adopted the Oz Clarke regurgitation method then? What a strange man.

  5. Hmmmm. I can’t say I’ve noticed this. Need to try this out for myself.

  6. Paul Garrard says:

    I hadn’t considered lucky underpants before. Perhaps beer would taste even better with such a garment. I’m definitely a fan of the gulp for session ales. Westmalle Dubbel is a great beer but I’m not sure I’d gulp it, but I wouldn’t sip it either. I think I prefer something in between. What shall we call it, the gulpette?

  7. Bailey says:

    The silp.

  8. Oops – that’s already been mentioned. How about “sloop”

  9. I usually have a rather big swig at first when tasting a beer, and then roll it around my mouth for a bit. Then I start taking smaller sips if the beer so tells me.

  10. Knut Albert says:

    But sometimes the beer tells me it needs to get out of the glass fast!